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well don't i look pretty walking down the street
sssssssami shakes it like a revolution
Created on 2004-09-06 16:32:32 (#4455953), last updated 2004-12-01
235 comments received, 343 comments posted
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Basic Info| Name: | this is samantha |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 01-28 |
| Location: | Shreveport, Louisiana, United States |
| Website: | my space |
BioMy journal is f r i e n d s o n l y and it will stay that way. All it takes is one comment, and I'll add you. HOWEVER, if you fall under any of these categories, do not even bother commenting, because I will cut your face. Here are the categories you might not want to fall under:
[o] if you think weed is the coolest thing in the world, chances are, i think you're the dumbest. let's be real here kids, if you want to be a druggie, do heroin or cocaine, not weed. besides, with heroin and/or coke, you'll die, and it would probably make lots of people happy.
[o] don't say that you are "politically correct." this is just a fancy way of saying that you are extremely boring.
[o] if you support George Bush, i don't really mind, but if you're going to make lots of posts on how "great" he is and how excited you are that he's been re-elected for 4 more years of bible thumping ass fucking presidential tactics, then just count me out of your little circle of friends, because you will irritate the piss out of me.
[o] if you think you know everything. chances are, you know nothing.
[o] you are an avid Christian who thinks that God is responsible for everything. sorry man, i believe in that handy dandy first amendment and all, so have whatever faith you want, but do not exclude science (fact) and replace it with the bible (shit).
[o] this goes along with the above one. DO NOT RUB YOUR BIBLE THUMPING THEORIES IN MY FACE, OR I WILL RAPE YOU IN YOUR ASSHOLE WITH A CRUCAFIX AND CARVE "JESUS SAVED" ON YOUR ASSCHEEKS.
[o] fords are stupid cars, and if you like them or own one (unless it's not by choice), then fuck off.
[o] sensitive people piss me off, because it's quite obvious that i'm offensive. so if you're gonna cry at every remark i make, then do yourself a favor and click that cute little X in the top right corner of this page because i won't shut my mouth for anybody.
[o] wiggers are cunts. if you are a wigger, do not speak your little "gangster" talk to me. what your skin color is = what race you are, generally speaking, except for a few boy raping celebrities that we won't name. DEAL WITH WHAT RACE YOU WERE BORN OR SHUT THE HELL UP AND DIE.
[o] emo haircuts really fucking... piss me off. that whole hair in the eyes thing, what is that? either a) you're shy, or b) you're trying to hide your acne. either way, i'm gonna hate you, because acne so bad that you need a haircut to cover it is horrible, and shy people just irritate me. so drop dead.
[o] do not tell me that Jesus loves me, because he is only using me for sex and that is that.
[o] if you're a dumb blonde, don't just settle for not speaking to me, go ahead and kill yourself. i live in the south, i get enough idiocy on a day to day basis. AND I GO TO A MAGNET SCHOOL, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
[o] hardcore kids are dumb.
[o] so is emo music.
[o] if you post pictures of yourself where in each picture you look like you were just raped by a goat, sodomized by the pope, or saw george bush himself, do not speak to me. i don't ask for a smile, but i do ask for a little variety. because if you're gonna take up my friends page with your stupid emo pictures, make them worth the space. thanks.
[o] people that only talk about cars need to drop dead of a weird disease.
[o] people that only talk about drugs need to stab themselves in the heart with the syringe.
[o] psycho bitches. i might be crazy, but i'm not psychotic. if you're psychotic enough that you need horse tranquilizers to keep you from murdering your younger sister, CALMLY BACK AWAY FROM MY PROFILE AND DON'T COMMENT TO BE ADDED.
[o] if you're in a band and your songs only comprise of lyrics about your mother, your ex girlfriend leaving you, suicide, or homosexuality, i think you should break your cd in half and slit your wrists with the pieces.
[o] i have one word for you: REDNECK. <--kill kill kill.
[o] if you're straightedge AND FLAUNT IT, you should be put to sleep, and i will be more than happy to do this for you.
[o] i hate hypocrites.
[o] if you can't take a joke, then take your shit elsewhere.
[o] don't like assholes? you've come to the wrong lj user.
IF YOU FALL UNDER ANY OF THESE, JUST LEAVE! THAT'S ALL I ASK! SPARE YOURSELF THE TRAUMA AND SPARE ME THE DRAMA.
Thank you for listenin!
Your lord and master,
Me.
[o] if you think weed is the coolest thing in the world, chances are, i think you're the dumbest. let's be real here kids, if you want to be a druggie, do heroin or cocaine, not weed. besides, with heroin and/or coke, you'll die, and it would probably make lots of people happy.
[o] don't say that you are "politically correct." this is just a fancy way of saying that you are extremely boring.
[o] if you support George Bush, i don't really mind, but if you're going to make lots of posts on how "great" he is and how excited you are that he's been re-elected for 4 more years of bible thumping ass fucking presidential tactics, then just count me out of your little circle of friends, because you will irritate the piss out of me.
[o] if you think you know everything. chances are, you know nothing.
[o] you are an avid Christian who thinks that God is responsible for everything. sorry man, i believe in that handy dandy first amendment and all, so have whatever faith you want, but do not exclude science (fact) and replace it with the bible (shit).
[o] this goes along with the above one. DO NOT RUB YOUR BIBLE THUMPING THEORIES IN MY FACE, OR I WILL RAPE YOU IN YOUR ASSHOLE WITH A CRUCAFIX AND CARVE "JESUS SAVED" ON YOUR ASSCHEEKS.
[o] fords are stupid cars, and if you like them or own one (unless it's not by choice), then fuck off.
[o] sensitive people piss me off, because it's quite obvious that i'm offensive. so if you're gonna cry at every remark i make, then do yourself a favor and click that cute little X in the top right corner of this page because i won't shut my mouth for anybody.
[o] wiggers are cunts. if you are a wigger, do not speak your little "gangster" talk to me. what your skin color is = what race you are, generally speaking, except for a few boy raping celebrities that we won't name. DEAL WITH WHAT RACE YOU WERE BORN OR SHUT THE HELL UP AND DIE.
[o] emo haircuts really fucking... piss me off. that whole hair in the eyes thing, what is that? either a) you're shy, or b) you're trying to hide your acne. either way, i'm gonna hate you, because acne so bad that you need a haircut to cover it is horrible, and shy people just irritate me. so drop dead.
[o] do not tell me that Jesus loves me, because he is only using me for sex and that is that.
[o] if you're a dumb blonde, don't just settle for not speaking to me, go ahead and kill yourself. i live in the south, i get enough idiocy on a day to day basis. AND I GO TO A MAGNET SCHOOL, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
[o] hardcore kids are dumb.
[o] so is emo music.
[o] if you post pictures of yourself where in each picture you look like you were just raped by a goat, sodomized by the pope, or saw george bush himself, do not speak to me. i don't ask for a smile, but i do ask for a little variety. because if you're gonna take up my friends page with your stupid emo pictures, make them worth the space. thanks.
[o] people that only talk about cars need to drop dead of a weird disease.
[o] people that only talk about drugs need to stab themselves in the heart with the syringe.
[o] psycho bitches. i might be crazy, but i'm not psychotic. if you're psychotic enough that you need horse tranquilizers to keep you from murdering your younger sister, CALMLY BACK AWAY FROM MY PROFILE AND DON'T COMMENT TO BE ADDED.
[o] if you're in a band and your songs only comprise of lyrics about your mother, your ex girlfriend leaving you, suicide, or homosexuality, i think you should break your cd in half and slit your wrists with the pieces.
[o] i have one word for you: REDNECK. <--kill kill kill.
[o] if you're straightedge AND FLAUNT IT, you should be put to sleep, and i will be more than happy to do this for you.
[o] i hate hypocrites.
[o] if you can't take a joke, then take your shit elsewhere.
[o] don't like assholes? you've come to the wrong lj user.
IF YOU FALL UNDER ANY OF THESE, JUST LEAVE! THAT'S ALL I ASK! SPARE YOURSELF THE TRAUMA AND SPARE ME THE DRAMA.
Thank you for listenin!
Your lord and master,
Me.
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